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Call me shit melanie

by melmonica on March 31st, 2009

Seriously, you may call me that & I encourage you to call me that. Cos I want people to call me that.

It happened like this…

Everything was going well with my presentation. Well, until… my hp rang. Like any other 20+ years old young adult, I went “OH SHIT!!” Right in front of the suai ge face. How un-ladylike am I. How rude am I. How how… aargh!!!

I can never forgive myself for 1) not switching off my hp and 2) cursing in front of that suai ge. Haizzz, am I gonna be like this in the future? If my presentation in front of client doesnt work out the way I want it, then I ter-shit or ter-fuck out?

Thus I vow never to say shit or fuck anymore. I don’t want to ruin my future. So, you may call me shit melanie just to remind myself of what damage have I done.

I learnt my lesson. No more shit or fuck. Please, do call me shit melanie.

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  1. Lol, this is really quite funny Mel. Reminds me of myself too, sometimes.

    How have you been? Hope things are going well on your side. 🙂

  2. Hi Long Dong haha!
    I’m good. It has been a rollercoaster ride with things in school & I’m trying my best to be sane:P

    So, how are you over there? Been ages since I saw you.

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