Relationship Level Up
The other night the boyfriend was doing the dishes. I was chilling by his side attentively listening to him talk about his day.
Him: … we were busy for a while and then… wait. What’s that smell? OMG YOU FART!!! *runs away from me*
Me pretending to chase after him in our tiny teeny house. He then seek refuge in our room and attempted to close the door but i was fast. And he went to our bed and tried to create a barrier between us.
I was breathless from all the laughing to even bother chasing after him anymore. I was literally ROFL at the door.
“OMG YOU AHH. WHY SO BUSUK WAN!”
“YOUR FART STINK LIKE HELL. OMG I KNOW THE SMELL. YOU FARTED AT COUNTDOWN JUST NOW RIGHT????!!!!!! AT THE BUN AREA WHILE WE WERE CHOOSING BUNS! OH MY GODDD I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!!”
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I just couldn’t stop laughing.
I don’t usually fart but when i do it’s a silent killer LOL. Whereas baby Ozias (he insisted that i call him this here) fart loudly all the time. It’s usually odor-less but damn annoying!
It’s funny how we are at a phase where we can be totally comfortable with each other’s quirks. When i first move in with him, i always ‘maintain’ my behaviour. Making sure our home is in tip-top condition before he comes back. I was very self conscious of myself and obviously, i wasn’t being me lah. I was pretending to be one of those Stepford wives. I think when i need to fart, I’d go somewhere else to release it.
After a while, he felt more comfortable farting
in my face in front of me and that always make us cringe and laugh hysterically. After some time, I also felt comfortable making him smell my one-of-a-kind EDT. LOL.
Anyway, they said your have taken your relationship to the next level when you feel comfortable farting in front of your partner. Hence, the title! What…. did i mislead you into thinking something else? 😛