Seriously, you may call me that & I encourage you to call me that. Cos I want people to call me that.
It happened like this…
Everything was going well with my presentation. Well, until… my hp rang. Like any other 20+ years old young adult, I went “OH SHIT!!” Right in front of the suai ge face. How un-ladylike am I. How rude am I. How how… aargh!!!
I can never forgive myself for 1) not switching off my hp and 2) cursing in front of that suai ge. Haizzz, am I gonna be like this in the future? If my presentation in front of client doesnt work out the way I want it, then I ter-shit or ter-fuck out?
Thus I vow never to say shit or fuck anymore. I don’t want to ruin my future. So, you may call me shit melanie just to remind myself of what damage have I done.
I learnt my lesson. No more shit or fuck. Please, do call me shit melanie.
