Melmonica » fuck http://www.melmonica.com An Escapism to Creativity Sun, 29 Jan 2012 02:25:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Call me shit melanie http://www.melmonica.com/the_day/call-me-shit-melanie/ http://www.melmonica.com/the_day/call-me-shit-melanie/#comments Tue, 31 Mar 2009 14:25:22 +0000 melmonica http://melmonica.com/?p=238 Seriously, you may call me that & I encourage you to call me that. Cos I want people to call me that.

It happened like this…

Everything was going well with my presentation. Well, until… my hp rang. Like any other 20+ years old young adult, I went “OH SHIT!!” Right in front of the suai ge face. How un-ladylike am I. How rude am I. How how… aargh!!!

I can never forgive myself for 1) not switching off my hp and 2) cursing in front of that suai ge. Haizzz, am I gonna be like this in the future? If my presentation in front of client doesnt work out the way I want it, then I ter-shit or ter-fuck out?

Thus I vow never to say shit or fuck anymore. I don’t want to ruin my future. So, you may call me shit melanie just to remind myself of what damage have I done.

I learnt my lesson. No more shit or fuck. Please, do call me shit melanie.

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